Do you strive to give your house guests nightmares? Do you want people to run out of your house as quickly as possible? Are you tired of your friendly, warm, inviting décor? If any of this sounds like you, then consider this lot of horrifying nightmare clowns! Clowns playing instruments, riding bicycles, playing musical instruments – there is a clown for every mood, situation, and circumstance! Your neighbor pissing you off? Put the neon green clown on their windowsill and just wait for the reaction of the century! I can’t think of a single reason not to buy these clowns! Please!